Sports for the Girls: Simona Halep, Layla Kiffin, Huskies Fast-pitch the Gators
Meet Alena Schurkova, a 32E-sized professional volleyball player who wants it all for Romanian tennis star Simona Haleps, who has made the decision to reduce her 34DD breasts. What is notable, is that ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews and Layla Kiffin were Florida sorority sisters. Diligent research via several Florida Gator sorority girls confirms that the Zeta Tau Alphas have a campus reputation as being "wild and cool, but a little bit slutty."
1) Is she a sheep farmer on the side?
2) How did she get it to the picnic? In the back of her SUV?
3) Where did she put it? In a child’s wading pool? On a big plastic sheet? Did she just dump it onto a field in the picnic area?