Clue is and always will be an endearing classic, whether we’re talking about the 1985 movie or the 1949 board game that started it all. And the latter recently got a fresh look that has the whole internet talking about how sexy the characters are.
The 2023 Hasbro edition of the game was released last week, and definitely took modern tastes to heart when redesigning the characters.
Miss Peacock remains as sultry as ever, while Colonel Mustard has taken on a sophisticated “daddy” energy. Professor Plum looks like the young liberal arts professor freshmen not-so-secretly thirst over, Solicitor Peacock could step on anyone’s throat and rightfully expect a “thank you” in return, Mayor Green is definitely rocking a six-pack under that suit, and you can tell just by looking at her that Chef White is the emotionally unavailable butch who will rock your world and break your heart.
\u201cHasbro: \u201cok so hear me out\u2026.what if we make the new Clue cast completely and utterly fuckable?\u201d\u201d— Chrystal \u201cMerry\u201d Williams \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\u26c4\ufe0f (@Chrystal \u201cMerry\u201d Williams \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\u26c4\ufe0f) 1672987643
They are, of course, gathered at Boddy Black’s mansion only to discover that he’s dead and the killer is among them, forcing players to determine who the murderer is, where they committed the crime, and what weapon they used in the process.
But people on social media are currently much more interested in talking about the characters themselves than getting their board game on.
\u201cEvery character in the new Clue game can murder me in a mansion any time they want.\u201d— Crafty New Year! (@Crafty New Year!) 1673012150
\u201cI did not receive a review copy of Clue, so I cannot confirm whether "Stepping on Me" is now a potential weapon. Gonna presume so until stated otherwise.\u201d— Christian Hoffer (@Christian Hoffer) 1672848865
\u201cEvery one of these people has an OnlyFans and is looking to collab\u201d— Glen Weldon (@Glen Weldon) 1672889677
\u201c@CHofferCBus I guess there\u2019s a new hot grandpa in town\ud83d\udd25\u201d— Christian Hoffer (@Christian Hoffer) 1672848865
\u201c@louisvirtel Yes chef\u201d— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1672857074
\u201cColonel Mustard and Miss Scarlett look like they want you to know they saw you across the bedroom with the rope and dig your vibe.\u201d— Collin Murr (@Collin Murr) 1672879545
Who knew 2023 would be the year Hasbro re-released one of the most popular board games of all times in an edition specifically for horny millennials? Murder mysteries are in, and the year is looking up!
What age group is Clue good for?
Despite all the thirst tweets from adults, the board game is appropriate for ages six and up.
Who is the killer in the movie Clue?
Clue famously contained multiple endings, with different versions screening at different theaters so that the reveal couldn't be spoiled by early theatergoers, as you never knew which version you were going to see.
Is Clue the movie inappropriate?
Clue is rated PG.
