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14 Reasons Every Lesbian Should Own A Pair Of Birkenstocks
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14 Reasons Every Lesbian Should Own A Pair Of Birkenstocks
They do say that everything in fashion comes back around (like high waists, straight leg pants, platform shoes, etc.) but pretty much no one could have predicted that Birkenstocks were going to make a comeback. And say what you will about these iconic dyke shoes, but they are amazing, and we’re SO happy they’re back. Every lesbian needs a pair.
1. In case you had forgotten, Birkenstocks are comfortable as fuck.
2. You can walk in them all day long, and the support they provide will leave your feet feeling amazing.
3. You can get them delivered FOR FREE, because they’re sold on Zappos.
4. Their nickname is Birks, which is a very fun word to say.
5. They come in a so many colors.
6. And you can get them in narrow or regular, accommodating literally all the feets.
7. They're on runways now, so you’ll be real #fashiongirl with them on.
8. They're replacing Rainbows.
9. They’re work appropriate (unless you work in a place that requires a blazer everyday).
10. You can wear them with SOCKS.
11. So Instagram-able. #fromwhereistand
12. They look good with every outfit.
13. The box has neat-o packaging.
14. If you're short, they come in platforms!
<p>A proud, queer, Latina, identical twin with a penchant for brash humans and things that make me cough laugh.</p>
<p>A proud, queer, Latina, identical twin with a penchant for brash humans and things that make me cough laugh.</p>