We're Living for This Portland Trailblazer Dancer's Epic Routine

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I literally don't know the first thing about sports. But while I may not know what a touchdown or a foul ball or what "traveling" is, I do know a fierce dance routine when I see one—and this routine is it!

Dancing to Missy Elliott, Ciara, and Fatman Scoop's iconic 2005 hit "Lose Control," Portland Trailblazer dance team hype man Oscar recently gave the crowd in Portland's Moda Center a flawless dance routine that included some ass shaking...

...a dip...

...AND the splits.

Oscar left us no choice: WE HAVE TO STAN.

But don't just take our word for it! Witness greatness for yourself! Watch all of Oscar's dancing glory in the video below!