10 Ways Pokémon Go Is Like My Horrible Love Life

Preston Max Allen

07/18/16

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Fun fact: that's an actual picture of me playing Pokémon Go.

$Pok\u00e9mon$

This week, I decided to join in the rollicking fun of the masses and download Pokémon Go. I'm curious about staying hip with the times and trends and what the kids are up to, so it seemed like the right thing to do. About two days into playing, I had a realization: this is just like my love life, this is terrible, and we're all alone in the universe. Let's break that down.