We knew Jason Isaacs had a dark side to him when he served us all the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent we needed as Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Pottermovie series, but we did not know he was hiding Nagini the snake under his robes the whole time.
Thanks to the most recent episode of the third season of The White Lotus, we got to see the whole package upfront, and whether it’s a prosthetic or not, we are here for this fantasy.
*Minor spoilers ahead*
For those of you who haven’t kept up with this season of the show, Isaacs plays Timothy Ratliff, father of Piper (Sarah Catherine Hook), Lochlan (Sam Nivola), and one of our newest favorite crushes, Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger.)
Timothy spent the first three episodes really going through it with some shady work business back home, and the fourth episode saw him stealing some Lorazepam from his wife, Victoria (Parker Posey). Under the influence, he leans back in the chair without realizing his robe opened up and exposed himself to… well, everybody.
Isaacs joins Schwarzenegger in the lineup of actors who bared it all in this season, a move he joked about with with Entertainment Weekly, saying, “It is now in my contract for every show I do, so we’ll see. It’ll get easier, hopefully.”
Although fans online have lost their minds over the scene, brief as it was, Isaacs also said it was just the start of an even darker downward spiral for his character.
“You haven’t seen other things that are coming, but I just remember thinking, ‘I better dig deep and produce something here,’” he said. “There’s a lot of parts you can go through and tell a very dramatic story without your character going through anything extreme. But there’s some big, old acting coming up.”
We can hardly wait.
Scroll through for some of our favorite reactions.
Okkk Jason Isaacs!!!! I knew Mike White would love the gays for this!! (I know it’s a prosthetic!)
"jason isaacs in next weeks episode of white lotus"
"To Jason Isaacs on the White Lotus"
"Jason Isaacs’ pole on my tv"
"THERES ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I JUST SAW JASON ISAACS COCK. OH MYGOD I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS DAY #thewhitelotus"
"that jason isaacs scene in the new white lotus episode #TheWhiteLotus"
"Jason Isaacs sensing some people were bored with his storyline:"
"me watching that jason isaacs reveal on the white lotus"
"Thanks to White Lotus and its time-honored tradition of flashing junk at least once a season, I now know that Jason Isaacs isn't circumcised"
"jason isaacs full frontal made me spill my soup I wasn’t ready #WhiteLotus"
"Jason isaacs prosthetic looking fat af"
"opened twt at work and the first thing at the top of my tl was a gif of Jason Isaacs WEINER HELP"
"i haven't seen anyone talk about Jason Isaacs' balls. what the hell happened to us as a nation"
"Jason Isaacs in ep 4 of White Lotus is EVERYTHING"
"As someone who’s had the hots for Jason Isaacs ever since I saw him in 1997’s Event Horizon, I am a happy man after last night."