Move the hell over, Lisa Frank. Christine Sydelko and Elijah Daniel just released an adult coloring book that's "814 times more effective in relaxing you and relieving stress than other books," according to their 100 percent scientifically accurate Amazon product description.

Originally released Dec. 12, the book is already the No. 1 Best Seller in "Deconstructivist Philosophy," so we guess you're either going to deconstruct some Western thought whilst scribbling with your Crayons or maybe just smoke a lot of weed.

Order the book now and support these burgeoning philosophers.