Watch: Sarah Paulson Tells Anderson Cooper She's A Loser

Out actress Sarah Paulson appeared on Anderson Cooper's soon-to-be-axed daytime talk show Anderson Live, to discuss getting dissed at the Golden Globes, and her not-so-secret crush (and marriage proposal?) to Louis C.K. 

The American Horror Story: Asylum star also finally offered an explanation as to why there are so many awkward speeches at the Globes. Apparently the Veuve Clicquot flows freely, but actual, substantive snacks are scarcely found.