The 5 Stages of Being a Feminist on the Internet

You are a sweet and innocent infant who has just opened your eyes, and what do you find in front of them? Feminism. Pink, pastel, sparkly, body-posi fun times feminism. Between selfies of women with neon-colored armpit hair and gender-swapped versions of male superheroes on Tumblr, you read a 1,500 word quote from a Judith Butler essay, sigh deeply, and think, I have been reborn.