14 Thoughts on Every Lesbian Or Bi Girl's Mind During The Walk Of Shame

So many of us have been there. You go out, you meet some honey that's cute and has a personality, and BAM; you find yourself waking up the next morning, naked at her apartment. After scrambling to clothe your naked body and navigating the awkward encounter that is waking up at a semi-strongers apartment, you find yourself squinting at the morning sun, bombarded with a thought roller coaster. 

1. Oh, gosh this shirt stinks. How sweaty did I get before I took this off?

2. You really should have brought an extra pair underwear. 

A fresh pair would be real nice right now.

3. But these came off last night, so basically they are fresh.

5. She's a really good kisser.

6. OMG I'm so into what happened last night. 

7. She totally got me. And the world. And where it should go.

8. But was she into me at all? I feel like we had a vibe going on...

But like, who knows?

9. UGH. I want her to text me. 

10. Maybe I'll just text her?

11. Well I'm definitely texting the best friend group text. *Looks down at phone*

12. Okay, you’re just looking at your phone now. Face the world. Last night was fun. Don't be shy.

*looks up*

13. Oh god, I wonder if the people on the street are noticing how bad I’m blushing right now.

14. Oh well, I got laid last night. 

And it was good.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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