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10 Silly Questions You Have Before the First Kiss

10 Silly Questions You Have Before the First Kiss

10 Silly Questions You Have Before the First Kiss

"Did I leave my lip balm at home?!?!?"

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A first kiss can happen anywhere: on a ski lift, under a waterfall, or at your front door. For some of us, first kisses happen in the form of a sloppy dance floor make out. Regardless, it should be magical and literally take your breath away.

Sometimes the time to kiss your crush is painfully obvious. It’s like they're holding a flashing neon sign above their head that reads "KISS ME." Other times, it can be a little more complicated, and you might have some questions before you lock lips. So you better think fast...

1. Is now the time? Ben Stiller do it gif

He’s fiddling with his keys. His eyes are staring into yours. It might just be...
2. Why did I order extra onions at dinner?

Dumb and Dumber bad breath gif

Rookie mistake. #AmateurHour

3. Are my lips dry? Miley lip balm gif

And, you left your chap stick at home. Damn it! 

4. Should I lick my lips?? Just a little??Spongebob dry lips gif

Whatever you do, don’t try to make it sexy.

5. His beard looks scratchy—will it give my face rug burn?Scratchy Beard Cat gif

You don’t want your face to look all red and raw afterwards.

6. Should I go for the head grab/face touch? makeout sexy gif

They make it look so passionate in the movies.

7. What if he’s a bad kisser? bad kisser gif

This night has been perfect. Please don’t ruin it.

8. Did I really need that last cigarette? smoker gif

OK! OK! You’ll quit already.
9. What if he rejects me? Little mermaid rejection gif

His loss. You’ll just have to plant your lips on someone else.

10. How am I this excited for a little kiss? It's always sunny excited charlie gif

Because there's nothing better than kissing your crush!

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Zachary Zane

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.