Julia Roberts Attempting to Sell Ellen Fetish Paraphernalia Will Make Today Better

It's a great day for fans of kink, comedy, and Julia Roberts - and it's especially a great day for anyone out there writing Julia Roberts/Ellen DeGeneres fanfiction.  This Thursday Julia stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show to chat about her upcoming movie, Mother's Day, in which she plays the host of a Home Shopping Network show. Ellen was not about to let that experience go to waste, and so she and Julia played a round of "Pitch, Please," during which Julia was responsible for pitching the sale of items unbeknownst to her with only the sound of the crowd as guidance. Naturally, Julia was actually - and very earnestly - selling a blindfold, handcuffs, and cat o' nine tails whip. Check out the magic here: 

Julia, you may be bad at selling these items, but you're perfectly good at entertaining us. What a way to remember Mother's Day is just around the corner!