5 Must Haves for Tomboys to Up Your Grooming Game and Get You Laid

Okay, lets be honest. You can't exactly groom yourself towards getting laid. You can however help the cause. And take it from me, Tomboys. It's in the details. Well manicured nails, brows, a tailored jacket. Nothing says, "I can't put my finger on why, but I would like my fingers on her," than grooming practices that put you a step above the game. In addition to always keeping a fresh haircut, here are a few things you can add to your bathroom game to make her be like, "daaaaaang! Go ahead now witchur grown ass self."

1. HAIR

If you use pomade, there's no better water based pom out there than Imperial Barbershop's Classic Pomade. Made by barbers in Los Angeles, CA, this pomade will keep you looking as sleek as shit. Light and fluffy out of the jar, you know this $22.00 steal will help you replace the CREW that you usually usually buy from the drugstore.

But most importantly if you're still using BedHead or neon gel that you squeeze out of  - STOP IT NOW PLEASE.

2. HAIR AND BODY

2 in 1 Pert Plus? Meet:

and the company's all-in-one shampoo and body bar

Damn Handsome writes, "This all-in-one shampoo and body bar leverages organic hops, local barley and malt to enrich your locks with vitamin B, proteins, and minerals, while our botanical extracts of argan oil, aloe leaf, and sunflower-seed help to naturally strengthen and protect. Designed to use less waste than traditional bottled shampoo and with the intention of simplifying morning routines. Invigorating blended with Virginia cedar wood and harvested sage. Natural, simple and made from local beer - now that's something we can all toast to." 

$8.00 Buy it.

3. TEEF

How's your red and white toothbrush treating you? Does it say "CREST" on it perhaps? I'm no hater, I'm just saying that ever since I discovered how handsome toothbrushes could be, there's no going back. I totally recommmend this 1940s vintage tortoiseshell toothbrush by SWISSCO. $4.00-$9.00 depending.

Tomboys we've got to watch out for our faces too. Clean and Clear and under -- HO WAIT WHAT?! NO. Upgrade your game to Natural Body Care's Charoal Facial Detox promises that it is "the best facial cleanser, ever." It literally has the quote on the bottle. I am not going to lie I stole this from my girlfriend. It has completely void of high end chemicals and takes a natural route that is gentle and effective.

i.e. apparently charcoal cleans yo' face! Use it daily to rejuvinate without irritatin or damaging skin. Who knew?

$15.00

5. NAILS

You didn't think I was going to let you out of here without telling you how to maincure your nails, did ya? Short nails aren't the only pre-requisite ladies. Regular manicuring of your nails prevents infection and keeps you looking polished. A handy at-home manicure set like this Gentleman Hardware's manicure set will keep your hands fresh for...gazing. And at a decent price. $29.95.

Hope you've gotten a few more goodie ideas for your goodie bag. Good luck!

In All Things Tomboy,

Lianna

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Lianna Carrera is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer living in Los Angeles, CA. This space is what happens when a comedian runs a fashion blog. Meet our newest tomboy fashion blogger here.