Staying healthy and protecting our bodies is something we all should be doing, right? Well, throw in some rainbows, some cute unicorns and a handsome prince and you have a pretty fabulous ad for ... wait, what? Are those kids ...? Did that unicorn just ...? Is that prince saying ...?

We can't even. We'll never look at rainbows, glitter, unicorns, ice cream or Prince Charmings the same way. Ever. Again.