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9 Better Ways To Describe a Man Other Than "Hairy"

9 Better Ways To Describe a Man Other Than "Hairy"

9 Better Ways To Describe a Man Other Than "Hairy"
ZacharyZane_

Hairy = sexy. Hair captures a man’s odors. His essence. It’s fun to tug on. It’s fun to pet. It’s sexy AF. But the word "hairy" has been so overused and just doesn’t have the same ring to it as other words to describe a man’s hair. So here is a list of descriptive alternatives to the word “hairy” to describe what you find most desirable in a man.

1. Furry

 signle

Sentence example: He’s unbelievably furry.
Makes him sound like an animal in bed, no?

2. Fuzzy

 

Sentence example: I love my fuzzy little man.
It’s like you have your own stuffed animal.

3. Scruffy

 drew

Sentence example: He has that scruffy lumbersexual thing going on.
YUMMMM.

4. Shaggy

 

Sentence example: He has a shaggy beard and unkempt bodily hair.
Sounds like a sexy surfer dude.

5. Wooly

 Die alone

Sentence example: His wooly legs were thicker than a Persian rug.
Yes. Yes. YES!

6. Fluffy

gillian

Sentence example: My fluffy man shed a little last night.
Makes him sound like a cuddly teddy bear.

7. Beary 

Bear

Sentence example: His beary physique only made him more appealing.
And he most likely is a bear (or an otter).

8. Bushy

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Sentence example: He has one hell of a bushy chest.
Get it!

9. Beastly

 Sexy beast

Sentence example: A beastly forest covered his chest.
And who doesn’t want a beast in the sheets?

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Zachary Zane

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.