6 Signs Your Sex Life Is About to Be Flooded With Men

You've been single for months, and every guy you’ve had a crush on just wants to be friends. You’ve been excited about a ton of dates, and they all turned out to be mediocre. It feels like it's been years since you had sex, and you’re convinced you’ve forgotten how to do it.

Suddenly, a switch turns on. You survived the sexual drought and are standing in a flood zone of men. Every guy you’ve ever liked confesses his love for you, and guys stop you on the street to compliment your smile. “If only this could have been spread over the past few months,” you think to yourself. But that’s not how it works. When it starts raining men, it pours.

Here are six signs your string of bad luck with guys is about to end:

1. Your Tinder starts blowing up 
Guys keep hitting you up. Everyone wants to go on a date. You’re going to have to start beating them off with a stick.

2. Past dates (now turned friends) start confessing they liked you 
“If I only knew you liked me, I thought you just wanted to be friends. I had the biggest crush on you,” he’ll say. Your only response will be to shake your head in disbelief.

3. Every past fling wants to hook up again 
Why they all start crawling back at the same time, you’ll never know.

4. Your Grindr is a joke
Nonstop messages from every single guy on the entire planet.

5. Guys are flocking to dance with you
*Twerk* *Twerk*

6. Guys offer to buy you drinks 
You were convinced that was a myth. No one ever offers to buy you a drink. Now three guys in one night? This can’t be real.

7. You’re handing out your number left and right
Maybe it’s time you started carrying around some fancy business cards.

When it starts raining men, there's only one way to respond. Embrace it.