Ever wanted to watch Neil Patrick Harris casually answer 73 questions while walking us through his unbelievably gorgeous house? Vogue knows you do, and so they spent some time grilling Neil on everything from where Doogie Howser would be now to Neil's family life to his favorite Hamilton song (to which he knows all the lyrics). It's just about as comprehensive a look into the life of NPH that you could possibly achieve in roughly 11 minutes and even features cameos from his husband David Burtka and their super cute dog Watson, not to mention some knowledge nuggets we can apply to our own lives. Check out the magic (or lack therof, literally) below:

We'd, er, love to grab a penis pepper out of Neil's apothecary cabinet. Neil continues to blow us away not only with his amazing career, but his completely badass apartment and rad knowledge of Hamilton. Thanks for the tour!

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