13 Pictures That Prove Same-Sex Parents Are The Worst

Just. The. Worst.*

1. They never seem happy, like at all.

 

A photo posted by Haley Jude (@queer_mama) on

Oct 22, 2015 at 4:32pm PDT

2. They don't know how to take the cutest photos ever.

 

A photo posted by Gays With Kids (@gays_with_kids) on

Mar 15, 2016 at 10:42am PDT

3. They never take their kids to Disneyland.

 

A photo posted by Gays With Kids (@gays_with_kids) on

Apr 1, 2016 at 11:14am PDT

4. They have no idea how to relax.

5. They never read bedtime stories.

6. Cuddles? Yeah right.

7. They never make their kids brush their teeth.

8. Clearly, they don't celebrate birthdays.​

9. Do they even know how to have a good time?

10. Do they ever even smile?

11. Never cute. Nope. Never.

12. Their kids clearly know no joy.

13. See? Just the worst.

*Irony obviously at play. In fact, a recent study by the Williams Institute at UCLA School of Law, The University of Amsterdam and Columbia University showed that there was no difference in family relationships between same-sex and heterosexual couples. Tell us something we don't know! #LoveIsLove