So, cake has been in the news a lot lately. And not for its delectable frosting or crowd-pleasing flavor. No, for far more insidious reasons. Bakeries not wanting to make gay wedding cakes, cake-makers writing gay slurs with icing — cakes have turned their collective, sprinkled backs on us!

Well, we're over it. You've burned us for the last time, cake! We're moving on to more inclusive baked goods.

Cookies

Who doesn't love a delicious, non-homophobic cookie?

Bagels

Oh, hey, bagel! You're looking nice and equality-minded today!

Pies

Slice of pie? More like a slice of inclusivity!

Eclairs

These tasty treats definitely swing both ways.

Gingerbread Cookies

Sugar, spice and everything gay-friendly!

Waffles

We're adding a "W" to LGBTQ just for you, waffle!

Meringue

We can barely spell you or pronounce you, but we welcome the support!

Donuts

Do or do-nut, there is no try!

Bread

In the infamous words of Oprah, "I LOVE BREAD!"