So, cake has been in the news a lot lately. And not for its delectable frosting or crowd-pleasing flavor. No, for far more insidious reasons. Bakeries not wanting to make gay wedding cakes, cake-makers writing gay slurs with icing — cakes have turned their collective, sprinkled backs on us!
Well, we're over it. You've burned us for the last time, cake! We're moving on to more inclusive baked goods.
Cookies
Who doesn't love a delicious, non-homophobic cookie?
Bagels
Oh, hey, bagel! You're looking nice and equality-minded today!
Pies
Slice of pie? More like a slice of inclusivity!
Eclairs
These tasty treats definitely swing both ways.
Gingerbread Cookies
Sugar, spice and everything gay-friendly!
Waffles
We're adding a "W" to LGBTQ just for you, waffle!
Meringue
We can barely spell you or pronounce you, but we welcome the support!
Donuts
Do or do-nut, there is no try!
Bread
In the infamous words of Oprah, "I LOVE BREAD!"
