12 Superlatives Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara Should Win For 'Carol'

If you haven't heard about Carol yet, have you been living under a rock?!? It's a new lesbian romance movie featuring none other than Cate Blanchett and OG queer character actress, Rooney Mara. 

After hearing that these two are paired together, what other reason do you need to go out and see the movie? Check out our trusty superlatives to get you in the mood. 

Undercover Couple Of The Year

Not only because they aren't officially out to everyone, but because they're also both femme as fuck, and breaking down all those norms.

Best At Keeping The Lipstick In The Lines

So what if she's clutching her husband she doesn't love? 

Best At Making Pearls Look Sexy

Not matronly at all.

Most likely to Inspire A New Haircut Trend

I suspect extra short bangs will be all the rage come Spring!

Most likely to Inspire Baby Queers To Come Out Of the Closet

Do you want to have to deal with this sort of anguish? I don't think so...

Best Nail Polish Game

This is not suprising coming from two '50s femmes who had a penchant for lingering (and working) at makeup counters.

Most Likely To Make You Want To Work At A Mall Makeup Counter

Not just to learn how to be a baller at lipstick and nail polish, but also to meet the woman of your dreams.

Most Likely To Inspire A Road Trip With Your (Maybe) Lover

It's only getting colder and you know you want to go snuggle up and get away.

Best Smizer

You can see all the happiness and love she's feeling behind her happy eyes.

Most Likely To Make You Thankful You’re Gay In The 21st Century

Because you aren't forced to keep your relationship indoors.

Most Likely To Make You Have Gratitude For The Queers Before You

They made it possible for you to be out and happy early in your life.

Most Likely To Make You Gain Perspective On Your Life

Not saying that we think you life is peachy keen, but it can always be so much worse...

Briana Gonzalez lives and works in San Francisco with her girlfriend and their two pugs (Irie + Tootzy). Follow her on Instagram and Twitter.