Vacation is a blissful time...mostly.
April 14 2015 8:30 AM EST
December 09 2022 9:12 AM EST
For Lesbian and Bisexual couples, going on vacation comes with a whole set of ridiculous truths.Â
Â
7. Packing is a nightmare.
Exactly how many bags are we taking? And exactly who is carrying them?Â
Â
6. Our room has two beds.
I guess cozy makes for a romantic vacay...
Â
5. Hotel rooms tend to be vortex.
Well if we have to be cozy we might as well take advantage of it.
Â
4. Everything is heightened on vacation.
Spending 24/7 vacation time together will likely make or break you. Literally.
Â
Â
3. Straight guys line up to help with your luggage or buy you drinks.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Â
2 They also assume we are "vacation lesbians" and want to know if they can get in on the action at the first sign on PDA.
Yeah. Probably not gonna happen.
Â
1. Your fellow vacationers continually ask if you're sisters?Â
Uh, no.
Â
