Too many gay men are size queens. They simply don’t understand the facts. It’s not about the size of your boat; it’s about the motion in your ocean. There is more to a man than his junk. But just in case you need more convincing, here are 10 reasons small penises are better than big ones.
1. You Won't Hurt Anyone
Big ones can be painful… and not in that oh-this-feels-good way, but in the this-hurts-take-it-out-now way.
2. It's Easier to Hide an Erection
All you have to do is tuck it under the elastic band of your undies and problem solved. Bigger guys can’t do that. Their head will pop out from underneath their pants... which will lead to some awkward situations.
3. It Won't Ever Touch the Toilet Bowl
Feel free to swipe away on the toilet for as long as you want. You don’t have to worry about it touching the bowl, which is quite disgusting.
4. You Can Comfortably Lie on Your Stomach
Which is great for cuddling (among various other things).
5. Running Isn't a Spectacle
Sometimes you want to go on a jog without putting on a show for everyone. Big guys don't have that option. Also, if they’re huge, it may actually hurt to run without the proper athletic attire.
6. Some Guys Are Really Tight
And they can’t handle anything larger than a size small.
7. You'll Get Better Oral
He’ll definitely be able to fit all of you in his mouth, which will not only make it feel better for you, but also make him feel like a champ.
8. You Can Wear Skinny Jeans Without Worrying
No fear that you’ll ever accidentally display a horrid moose knuckle.
9. He Won't Rely on Size Alone
Some big guys are lazy in bed. They think they can get away with it because they’re huge. No dice. Small guys know they can’t rely on size, so they’re more active in bed (and also more eager to please).
10. He Won't Judge You For Your Size
He knows size isn’t everything. If it was, he’d be in trouble. He understands there’s more to a man and to casual sex than the size of his penis.