Apparently Pennywise Is Gay and Dating the Babadook (Because Why the Hell Not?)

Earlier this year, the internet was convinced that the Babadook, the physical manifestation of grief living in an Australian family's basement, was a gay icon.

After Stephen King's IT premiered this weekend, the internet now insists Pennywise, a fear-eating sewer clown, is also gay.

The next obvious conclusion is that the two living nightmares are dating and terrifying people all over the world as the IT Horror couple, and I mean... okay.

The internet is a horrifying place.