People Are Pissed At Comedian Eliot Glazer's Slut-Shaming Instagram Rant

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Comedian and Broad City writer/frequent cameo-maker, Eliot Glazer, posted some controversial opinions about a Los Angeles billboard on Instagram - and it didn't go over too well.

"Dear not-gay-guys of Los Angeles," he began. "When you see a billboard for a gay hookup website called SQUIRT.ORG, please know that ***NOT ALL GAY GUYS*** are cool with this."

Source: Instagram

"We aren't ALL hunting for 'nonstop hookups' as if our penises will wilt and fall off if we're not in a CONSTANT state of fucking. Believe it or not, sometimes we DO think about things other than fucking! Some of us like crossword puzzles. Ooh, and naps!"

He continued, "There really aren't many outlets or soapboxes that seem appropriate for reminding you that we're not all as one-dimensional as the evil gay grandpas behind this creepy billboard and company. This shit is toxic AF and only makes the rest of us look worse by default, so please stop looking at it, k?"

Gay Twitter was not having it:

\u201c@eliotglazer You're not being forced to buy what they're selling. If this ad isn't applicable to you why not just keep it movin? A 5 page long caption about how you're not one of "those" gays \ud83d\ude44.... Do less.\u201d
— Eliot Glazer (@Eliot Glazer) 1512584290

\u201cimagine being ashamed of gay men who love sex \u2014 and a lot of sex \u2014 instead of hating the stigma around enjoying sex and physical intimacy\u201d
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\u201cThere ARE gay men who are looking for nonstop hookups and that doesn't make them any worse or better than you. Slut-shaming within the gay community is terrible and if you've internalized it, work through that, but don't know throw gay men who enjoy sex under the bus \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\u201d
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\u201cMy crush on Eliot Glazer is taking a battering. First he gets all holier-than-thou about being called a bear and now he\u2019s going full \u201cnot all gays\u201d about an app, as if sexual expression and disrupting heteronormative relationship ideals aren\u2019t critical facets of gay liberation.\u201d
— Philip J. Ellis \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8e Preorder LOVE & OTHER SCAMS (@Philip J. Ellis \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8e Preorder LOVE & OTHER SCAMS) 1512562288

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— Brother in Pounded Prostate (@Brother in Pounded Prostate) 1512594223

\u201cCan't decide if my fav bit of that Eliot glazer rant is him listing things that actually matter before launching into an unnecessary, judgmental screed nobody asked for or the dramatic fake barfing in text\u201d
— group chat protagonist (@group chat protagonist) 1512593495

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Shaming gay men who do enjoy casual sex to prop yourself up on a pedestal won't put you in straight people's good graces, Mr. Glazer. Your sexual conservatism won't stop Kim Davis from denying your marriage license, or that baker from refusing to bake your wedding cake. Why not celebrate all gay identities to push us all forward rather than throwing the ones you look down on under the bus?