You know those Instagram accounts you follow that only post thirst traps with inspirational quotes and have "Part-time model | Aspiring actor | Gym Enthusiast" in their bios? Well, the LA Basics has perfectly parodied the most basic of our beloved Insta-gays with a self-obsessed Ken doll, and it is hysterically accurate.

Good morning Instafam! (Fingers crossed my gym crush likes this post ) #riseandgrind #modellife

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Aug 31, 2017 at 8:21am PDT

Between his numerous trips to Fire Island, being a "goofball" on enormous swan floaties in Palm Springs, listening to Taylor Swift, and dropping Underwear Expert ads, this guy could not be any more basic.

Take a look at a few of his funniest posts below:

We never pay for drinks because being hot serves as a legitimate form of currency #revolver

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 2, 2017 at 8:33pm PDT

We made a pact over brunch that if we don't have sugar daddies by the time we're 30, we have to murder each other #brunchlife #mimosas #bottoms4bottomless

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 10, 2017 at 11:11am PDT

So glad I'm between gigs, or I wouldn't have time for photo shoots at the most unique locations #paulsmith #model #friyay

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 1, 2017 at 11:30am PDT

"It is your REACTION to ADVERSITY, not adversity itself that DETERMINES how your LIFE'S STORY will develop." - Dieter F. Utchdorf #deepthoughts #dontreportmynudes #basicofmercy

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 11, 2017 at 8:57am PDT

I really liked this guy but his chat bubbles were green and I just couldn't deal #boybye #iphoneonly

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 2, 2017 at 4:00pm PDT

I know I sleep on a futon, but this Mercedes S Class is totally worth it #classyaf

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 3, 2017 at 9:01pm PDT

Finally getting some acting gigs! Just got recruited to shoot a scene down in San Diego. Can't say much except it pays really well

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 5, 2017 at 7:14pm PDT

Obsessed with these padded RounderBum undies; I won't need so much Facetune! Now where tf is Sasha Velour?? #RuPaulDragCon #WheresMyHighlighter

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 10, 2017 at 3:09pm PDT

Nature is so beautiful. Look at this gorgeous view! #beachbod

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 6, 2017 at 5:15pm PDT

Looking flawless with my #charcoal and #blacksugar mask. Getting ready to show those Valley basics who owns the Weho clurbs

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 1, 2017 at 4:48pm PDT

Haters keep reporting my posts for too much nudity. If you have a problem with it, just unfollow!! #girlbai

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 7, 2017 at 8:41am PDT

LABOR DAY in Palm Springs on a giant floaty. I'm such a goofball! #holidayvibes

A post shared by The LA Basics (@the_la_basics) on Sep 4, 2017 at 8:43am PDT