In a brand new segment on her daytime talk show, Ellen DeGeneres takes a swing at heterosexuals who just love doing the heterosexual things they do.

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Aptly titled Oh, Straight People, Ellen reads real-life headlines and shakes her head at those silly straights. The segment is absolutely hilarious. Who doesn't love a couple of jokes at the expense of 96% of the country?

Watch the first two segments below: