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8 Ways Gay Men Can Live to Be 110 Years Old

8 Ways Gay Men Can Live to Be 110 Years Old

8 Ways Gay Men Can Live to Be 110 Years Old
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Agnes Fenton of Englewood, New Jersey is making headlines, not only for turning 110 years old — but for how she claimed to get there: Three Miller High Lifes and a shot of Johnnie Walker. Every day.

So how can us gays live to the ripe old age of 110? Here are some habits we'd like to try*:

1. Three episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race and a death drop. Every day.

Death Drop

2. Three cupcakes and a bottle of wine. Every day.

Cupcakes

3. Three "Yas kweens!" and a phone call to your mother. Every day.

Yas Kween

4. Three left swipes and one right swipe. Every day.

Swipe

5. Three Orange Mocha Frappuccinos and a freak gasoline fight. Every day.

Gasoline Fight

6. Three cat cuddles and an animal shelter donation. Every day.

Cat Cuddles

7. Three 90s movie quotes and a Britney Spears reaction gif. Every day.

Britney Spears

8. Three Buzzfeed quizzes and a good cry. Every day.

Cry

What do you think — would you want to live to be 110? If so, what's your strategy?

 

*We're, like, obviously not doctors. Don't freak out if these ideas don't work for you.

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