Agnes Fenton of Englewood, New Jersey is making headlines, not only for turning 110 years old — but for how she claimed to get there: Three Miller High Lifes and a shot of Johnnie Walker. Every day.
So how can us gays live to the ripe old age of 110? Here are some habits we'd like to try*:
1. Three episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race and a death drop. Every day.
2. Three cupcakes and a bottle of wine. Every day.
3. Three "Yas kweens!" and a phone call to your mother. Every day.
4. Three left swipes and one right swipe. Every day.
5. Three Orange Mocha Frappuccinos and a freak gasoline fight. Every day.
6. Three cat cuddles and an animal shelter donation. Every day.
7. Three 90s movie quotes and a Britney Spears reaction gif. Every day.
8. Three Buzzfeed quizzes and a good cry. Every day.
What do you think — would you want to live to be 110? If so, what's your strategy?
*We're, like, obviously not doctors. Don't freak out if these ideas don't work for you.
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