16 Reasons Why Deadpool is Every Gay Boy’s Dream Man

If you haven’t seen the number film in the country, you’re doing yourself a huge disservice because your dream man is waiting. Don’t believe me? Here are 16 reasons that are for sure gonna make you fall in love. Like, no doubt in my mind. 

1. For starters, his amazing sense of humor.

2. Also his quick wit, which SO damn endearing.

3. The fact that he’s a romantic at heart is too much to handle.

4. Also, he loves RENT…

5. AND The Spice Girls.

6. He can pick you up and...

7. Protect the sh*t out of you

8. His sex appeal in the suit…

9. And out of the suit is off the charts

10. C’mon! He can pull off a full spandex suit!

11. His mutilated body and face is actually quite endearing

12. He calls himself daddy – so you can too.

13. If he can take a bullet up his butt, he’s fully capable of taking… I think you know where I’m going with this.

14. Speaking of making babies - he's really good with kids *heart eyes*

15. Based on what we can see through those tights – he’s packin!

16. Oh yeah and finally…he has a super penis (his words, not mine).