13 Gay Ways to Avoid These Bad-Luck Superstitions

It's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means! All sorts of superstitious shenanigans, horror movie marathons and probably a lot of alcohol.

To help you enjoy this unlucky day bad-luck free, here are thirteen gay ways to avoid common supertitions:

1. Walking under a ladder.

Greet the next person you see with a "Yas kween!"

2. Crossing paths with a black cat.

All you have to do is look that cat in the eye and in your best Bianca Del Rio voice say, "Not today, Satan! Not today."

3. Breaking a mirror.

Simply post an Instagram selfie with #BreakinMirrorsBreakinHearts.

4. Stepping on a crack.

At the next best opportunity, quote Regina George: "Now I guess she's on crack!"

5. Spilling the salt.

Just spill the tea, too.

6. Picking up a tails-up penny.

As long as you bend-and-snap, you're totes ok.

7. Opening an umbrella inside.

Sing a little Rihanna: "'Ella, 'ella, 'ella!"

8. Seeing a bride before the wedding.

Well, if you're a gay man, we doubt you'll run into this one.

9. Stepping on a grave.

Sacrifice a virgin you found on Grindr. Good. Luck.

10. Putting shoes on a table.

That's just not a good idea. You deserve what's comin' to ya.

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11. Playing Bloody Mary

Order a Bloody Mary. Drink Bloody Mary. Repeat.

12. Being the first to stand at a table of thirteen.

Cast a patronus and you're good to go.

13. Not forwarding a chain email.

Send this post to three of your friends before the sun sets, or else ....

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We hope this list keeps you safe and lucky today!