Could Somebody Please Throw a Tea Bag at Sarah Palin?

I mean, seriously.  Could somebody please throw a tea bag at Sarah Palin?  Here, I'll supply the tea bag.  Lipton, Stash, Celestial Seasonings...your choice.  I prefer mint and honey, but anything goes with moose and bullshit so I have a feeling that Sarah Palin would like anything you were to pick out.  She could even use it as a seasoning for her newly-fresh kill for all I care.  The point is...Sarah Palin needs a reality check and maybe soaking her in tea will bring the point home to the Alaskan outcast

Sarah Palin has been traveling across the United States annoying everything she's touched and spouting her illegitimate "truths" to any simple soul who will listen.  I love Christians and am actually an offspring to two of them, but nowhere in my upbringing was it ever "okay" to preach hate, disrespect and sheer stupidity in regards to other peoples' lives and choices.  

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Maybe losing the presidency to President Obama was such a blow to Sarah's ego that she had to resort to sitting in her knitting chair (in a bikini, of course) with hot tea. 

Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin for Funny or Die

Then the idea came to her.  "Oh, I should take my tea on the road.  I'll even get that eagle-pigeon head John McCain to join me on some of the dates and then we'll be all over the news.  Everyone will love my tea (and my polka-dot bikini) and then they vote me into office the next time around.  It works on America's Next Top Model.  Hmmm."

Sarah's 47-state tour is headed to Boston next. 

I've got the tea bags.  Who wants them?

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