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8 Things You Should Bring To A Marc Jacobs Orgy

8 Things You Should Bring To A Marc Jacobs Orgy

8 Things You Should Bring To A Marc Jacobs Orgy
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So, maybe Marc Jacobs hosted a "wild" 10-person gay orgy. Well, we're not here to judge — we just hope attendees had everything they needed to enjoy the weekend!

 

Yup. I'm gay. Sometimes I enjoy sex. Sometimes! #stillonlyhuman #callmemarc #yourstotry...maybe.

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And while Marc may be done with Grindr (for now), here are the 8 things we'll make sure to bring if he ever invites us for another "group get together."

1. Condoms

Duh.

Condom

2. A Marc Jacobs bag

Because you gotta show your support for your host, right?

Marc Jacobs bag

3. A Michael Kors watch

Keep track of the time and make sure no one thinks you're brown-nosing the host.

Michael Kors

4. Chapstick.

Gotta keep those lips in good working order!

Chapstick

5. Bottled water

Hydration is the name of the game.

Bottled water

6. A little black book

Chances are people won't take kindly to you pulling out your camera phone at a discreet get-together, so take down digits the old fashioned way.

Little black book

7. Cute undies

Sure, they'll end up on the floor, but at least you'll start the weekend out right.

Undies

8. Your favorite stuffed animal

How else would you survive a sleepover?

Stuffed animal

 

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Dustin loves writing, reading, and movies, and is basically a cat lady. He's passionate about travel, but most of all, he's obsessed with a little space opera called Star Wars.