7 Reasons You Should Date A Hairy Man

Hairy men forever have been and will forever be the best men to date. Here’s why:

1. They have the best products

Conditions, deodorants, shampoos, and aftershaves galore.

2. They are soft and fluffy

Making them the perfect cuddle buddy.

3. They satisfy our DILF/reverse-oedipal complex 

Yeah…

4. They have a strong odor 

The more hair, the more pungent. So if you love the smell of your man, the more hair the merrier.

5. You’re never alone when we leave 

Because we shed, and you’ll find our little body hairs all over your bed once we’re gone.

6. It’s a bonding experience to shave them 

You get to hop in the shower together and shave one another. What’s more intimate than that?

7. They are ridiculously sexy 

Hairy = sexy.