24 Thoughts You Have While Waiting For Your Grindr Hook-Up To Come Over

There’s no single word in the English language that accurately captures the feeling of nervous-excitement. Anticipation, exhilaration, and trepidation are all close, but don’t quite embody the essence of nervous-excitement. This makes it tough to describe the feeling we have as we’re waiting for our Grindr hook-up to come over for the first time.

So instead of describing the feelings, I’ll list some of the nervous-excitement thoughts we all have as we’re waiting for our Grindr man to ring the doorbell.

1. This is how I die.
2. I know it.
3. I should have said more than “Horny lol. Wanna come over?”
4. Eight messages total and now he’s coming over. Who does that? 
5. Apparently, I do.
6. I’ll be fine.
7. He’s not a serial killer. He’s cute.
8. Cute guys aren’t serial killers are they?... 
9. Just relax. 
10. Be yourself.
11. Oh, I hope he’s as cute as his pictures.
12. Please don’t be 1 million years old. 
13. Why didn’t he list his age? 
14. I should have asked.
15. Those pics could have been from decades ago.
16. I hope he’s not overly aggressive.
17. But not awkward and passive either. 
18. Confident, knowing what he wants, without being pushy.
19. I just want him to be the perfect fuck.
20. Is that too much to ask for?
21. I mean, I DID spend a solid 3 minutes vetting him.
22. How much more am I expected to do?
23. Oh God. He texted me. He’s here. Alright. Game time. Look alive.
24. Let’s get some.