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So many of us have been there. You go out, you meet some honey that's cute and has a personality, and BAM; you find yourself waking up the next morning, naked at her apartment. After scrambling to clothe your naked body and navigating the awkward encounter that is waking up at a semi-strongers apartment, you find yourself squinting at the morning sun, bombarded with a thought roller coaster.
1. Oh, gosh this shirt stinks. How sweaty did I get before I took this off?![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20320%20240'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
2. You really should have brought an extra pair underwear.![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20500%20275'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
A fresh pair would be real nice right now.
3. But these came off last night, so basically they are fresh.![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20500%20200'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
4. She's a really good kisser.![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20200%20193'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
5. OMG I'm so into what happened last night.![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20307%20268'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
6. She totally got me. And the world. And where it should go.![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20450%20251'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
7. But was she into me at all? I feel like we had a vibe going on...![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20250%20141'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
8. UGH. I want her to text me. ![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20500%20281'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
9. Maybe I'll text her?![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20400%20223'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
10. Well I'm definitely texting the best friend group text. *Looks down at phone*![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20500%20281'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
11. Okay, you're just looking at your phone now. Face the world. Last night was fun. Don't be shy. *looks up* ![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20500%20213'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
12. Oh, god I wonder if the people on the street are noticing how bad I'm blushing right now.![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20500%20264'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
13. Oh well I got laid last night.![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20625%20354'%3E%3C/svg%3E)