17 Signs 'Big Brother' is Going to Take Over Your Life This Summer

Big Brother is a staple in summer programming, and this year your unhealthy obsession is inevitably going to hit a new high.

With 3x new episodes a week, 24/7 live feeds, and an endless amount of twists, your summer now basically belongs to CBS. Here are 17 signs Big Brother is about to consume your entire life.

1. For starters, you tune in all 3 days a week: Sunday, Wednesday, and Thursday

2. You DREAD the stretch of time from Sunday to Wednesday & Thursday to Sunday

3. So you obviously subscribe to the live feeds

4. You begin watching so incessantly that you know when and for how long the feeds will go black(In the morning around 9am, and for about 1 hour before the live evictions).

5. You begin asking everyone at work if they watch Big Brother because you need to discuss it 24 hours a day

6. You create a Big Brother Fantasy league – complete with vison board and eviction charts

7. When the HOH competition expands past the live episode, you’re livid

8. You’re also livid when any floater makes it far in the game, ESPECIALLY THE TOP THREE

9. But, you’re at your most insane when your favorite player gets evicted and you vow to NEVER watch this show again(But you obvi tune in next week.)

10. Every time Julie Chen says “But First…” you squeal with excitement

11. You get off on the houseguests' photos transitioning from color to black-and-white after evictions

12. You constantly bring Big Brother into your everyday life, and strategize which one of your friends you’d evict first

13. You somehow dislike every gay guy that enters the house and you feel pretty guilty for it

14. You cringe when alliances are trying to come up with names

15. You’re consumed with how you’d actually perform in the BB house(A shit-ton better than 90% of the people in the house, that's for sure.)

16. But you’re equally consumed with how your BB audition tape is going to look for next season

17. Then you remember your nudes might leak, so you quietly go back to being an overly obsessed viewer