13 Reasons Bubble Booties Are Beauteous

Sir Mix-a-lot and I have one thing in common, and you know what that one thing is. We like butts. He’s a little pickier than I am. He only wants ‘em really think and juicy. Not me. I like all butts. All shapes. All sizes. From big plump ones to cute, little flat ones. Hairy butts. Shaven butts. All of them. Here are 13 things ass men love about butts. You know, in case you needed some reasons (or if you just want to look at some sexy Instagram butts).

All Photos: Instagram thank you to the one and only @wootybooty for use of these fabulous pics.