13 Horror Movies Less Scary Than This Year's Election

At least she doesn't have to contend with 2016, a hellswamp of an election year, where everything is shrouded in murky uncertainty edging on dystopian madness. These 13 films can't even begin to contend with the spine-tingling fear of turning on the news, looking at polls, or finding an unfortunate political bumper sticker on your loved one's car. Sorry, Halloween, all your ghouls and skeletons just aren't measuring up, so we'll have a jolly old time watching these movies before we dare click on a think piece our Hillary-hating ex-college room mate just posted on Facebook. Oh, if only it was as easy as exorcising 2016 away right now. Now what film will you choose to get through Halloween/election season?