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Katy Perry posted a Twitter message earlier this week about Lady Gaga, calling Gaga "blasphemous" for the religious images in "Alejandro." Her exact words were, "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke."
KatyPerrypostedaTwittermessageearlier this weekaboutLadyGaga,callingGaga'blasphemous'forthereligiousimagesin"Alejandro."
Herexactwordswere,"Usingblasphemyasentertainmentisascheapasacomediantellingafartjoke."
WhenIreadthis,Iwasgenuinelyconfused. First, Icouldn'trememberwhyKatyPerrywasthatfamousinthefirstplace. Secondly,IwonderedwhyIletmyselfgetsohungry.
Icryfowl. Becausechickensoundsyummy. ButIdigress.
CoulditbePerry'seyesaresogreenbecauseshe'sjustalittlebitjealous?
PeoplewouldrathertalkaboutGaga'svideothanPerry'smusic, even with Perry's number one single, "California Girls."
Here'salessonfromalesbianwhodoesn'tlikewhenfakelesbians/bisexualspretendtolikegirlstogetpopular.
Cough, Katy Perry, cough.
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Ifyouexploitthe"gaycard"togetnoticed,andyoureallyaren'tgay,peoplemightfigureitout. And your celebrity might not shine so bright.
Imean,RussellBrandcouldbemistakenforacreepywomanfromadistance,butIwouldn'tsaythat'sabraggingpointforPerry.
And just because you date girls, it still might not save your career. (RIP Mean Girls hot Lindsay Lohan).
Perrywaspopularwhenshefirst"cameout"asamusician,andalludedtocomingoutasabisexualinherfirstsingle,"IKissedaGirl." One can attribute that song'spopularity, however,totwothings:lesbianswhoweregladtohaveananthem,andpervy,teenageboyswhowatchedhervideotoseesomeaction. Unfortunately for the lesbians and the pre-pubescents, there was none.
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ChurchesthoughtPerrymightbethenextbigadversary,withherbisexualanthem,butinstead,theyfacedavillainwhocouldoneupPerryonherthreatofbisexuality. LadyGagacanwearastrap-ononamagazinecoverandgetawaywithit. Nowthattakessomeballs.
WhenIGoogleKatyPerry,theprimarynewsresultsdiscussherTwitterdissaboutGaga,andperhapsthatwasher hidden agenda.
Ifnooneistalkingabouta celebrity,anypressisgoodpress.
Here'ssomeadvicePerry.Ifyouwanttostopblasphemy,thefirststepisnotdatingsomeonewholookslikeadrunkenJesus. And I'm sure your comedian boyfriend tells plenty of fart jokes.
He at least looks like he might smell like a fart.
Now if we could only get Gaga to stop wearing her hair like the third Musketeer...
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