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The Chiefs' Harrison Butker just got trolled with a drag makeover and we're GAGGING

The Chiefs' Harrison Butker just got trolled with a drag makeover and we're GAGGING

EBRUARY 5: Harrison Butker #7 of the Kansas City Chiefs speaks with the media during Super Bowl LVIII Opening Night at Allegiant Stadium on February 5, 2024 in Las Vegas, NV.
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EBRUARY 5: Harrison Butker #7 of the Kansas City Chiefs speaks with the media during Super Bowl LVIII Opening Night at Allegiant Stadium on February 5, 2024 in Las Vegas, NV.

The anti-LGBTQ+ Chief's kicker would probably hate his new drag persona but we think it's a huge improvement!

Back in 2023, an Instagram account was created to troll Republicans. More than a year later, it's dunking on Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, and we couldn't be happier!

Butker has spent most of the last two weeks with his face plastered all over the news because of the sexist, misogynistic, and anti-LGTBQ+ commencement speech he gave at Benedictine College on May 11.

In front of a crowd full of women who had just spent years working hard to earn college degrees, Butker said that women graduating should be "most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world." He also talked about being against abortion, IVF, surrogacy, and "the tyranny of diversity, equity, and inclusion" and called Pride Month a "deadly sin."

But now, Instinct Magazine reports that an Instagram account dedicated to creating AI-generated images of well-known Republican figures in drag has taken on Butker, and it's something we never knew we always needed.

The @Republicans page has turned conservative men like Vivek Ramaswamy, Ted Cruz, and Mitch McConnell into fabulous drag queens with drag names like Miss Fauxlenciaga, Cruzella Deville, and Anita Filibust-Her, respectively.

However, Butker's drag name, Miss Anita Cuisinart Kickerella, might be our favorite. While the first image in the Instagram post depicts the NFL player in a crop-top version of his chief's jersey with long blond waves, the next two show him wearing short shorts while holding a pie in the kitchen and WonderWoman-style high-heeled boots while holding a basket full of laundry—you know, women's work, according to Butker.

Maybe he should consider giving up the whole hateful Republican thing and try out for Drag Race instead.

The caption that accompanies the images is also a thing of beauty. "Let's all muster a limp-wristed clap for Miss Anita Cuisinart Kickerella, the reigning queen of close-mindedness," it reads. "She's stirring up a hornet's nest of hate with her antiquated commencement speech that sounds like it was ghostwritten by a 1950s housewife. She's out there shrieking that Pride Month is a 'deadly sin,' making even the Benedictine Sisters clutch their rosaries and whisper, 'Girl, please.' Let's hope the next time she casts a stone, it ricochets and knocks some common sense into her."

Considering Butker made his disdain for women and the LGBTQ+ community abundantly clear in his speech, he'd likely be seething if he ever saw this, which means it's our new favorite thing.

The comment section also doesn't disappoint with biting satirical responses like, "Awww, she's so pretty! Give that guuurl an oven mitt and some muffin mix! She belongs in the kitchen!"

Other people wrote, "Ugh, she's so hot. Make me a sandwich," and "She should smile more," while another person quipped, "Where's her beard? Oh the beard is her wife."

We would welcome our new AI overlords with open arms if we get more content like this!

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Ariel Messman-Rucker

Ariel Messman-Rucker is an Oakland-born journalist who now calls the Pacific Northwest her home. When she’s not writing about politics and queer pop culture, she can be found reading, hiking, or talking about horror movies with the Zombie Grrlz Horror Podcast Network.

Ariel Messman-Rucker is an Oakland-born journalist who now calls the Pacific Northwest her home. When she’s not writing about politics and queer pop culture, she can be found reading, hiking, or talking about horror movies with the Zombie Grrlz Horror Podcast Network.