Yes, you read that headline correctly! Ant-Man just might defeat Thanos in the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie by crawling up his butthole...or so the internet wants to believe.
marvel saw the post about how ant man could defeat thanos by crawling into his ass and instantly growing in size and that’s why they didn’t put him in the movie, send tweet
— (@filmgloss) April 30, 2018
Ant-Man's powers include shrinking to minuscule proportions and expanding up to 60 feet tall. Theoretically, Ant-Man could climb up Thanos' purple poop shoot, supersize himself, and destroy his entire body, right?
Paul Rudd doesn't think so. The theory might've originated as a joke on Reddit but has tickled so many prostates that it has taken on a life of its own; a journalist even brought the premise directly to Rudd himself.
so paul rudd read my tweet about ant man crawling into thanos’ ass and expanding OUT LOUD in an INTERVIEW and discussed it i’m in shock pic.twitter.com/YfBsPMnfoW
— (@filmgloss) July 21, 2018
"If there's one thing we learned from Infinity War," says Rudd. "It's that Thanos can take a lot of punishment."
A true power bottom!
Regardless of its plausibility, the internet is running with the theory in glee. The memes are here, and they're hysterical:
Thanos when Antman jumps in his asshole pic.twitter.com/hmRc1fbbOl
— Wayne Bradys Hair Line (@FaithfulTravon) March 25, 2019
the end of the new movie of the avengers finally leaked
(ant man entering thanos asshole) pic.twitter.com/V4RGsuhfDj
— sweet tea (@tchallamett) March 27, 2019
ant-man when he changes size in thanos’ ass https://t.co/TkHM1EgfyF
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) March 23, 2019
literally almost every mcu fan: haha what if Nick Fury's eye was scratched out by the cat
Captain Marvel: Nick Fury's eye was scratched out by the cat
literally almost every mcu fan: haha what if ant-man went into thanos's ass then grew to defeat him
— Jennifer (@sapphic_tracer) March 25, 2019
stan lee watching everyone talk about how ant-man gonna defeat thanos by crawling into his asshole pic.twitter.com/aJBBLbccDB
— (@poemsloki) March 22, 2019
Now we just have to wait till April 26 to see if Thanos gets his prostate flicked!