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Avengers: Endgame Fans Think Ant-Man Kills Thanos by Expanding in His A*s

'Avengers' Fans Think Ant-Man Kills Thanos by Expanding in His A*s

'Avengers' Fans Think Ant-Man Kills Thanos by Expanding in His A*s

The memes have arrived!

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Yes, you read that headline correctly! Ant-Man just might defeat Thanos in the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie by crawling up his butthole...or so the internet wants to believe. 

Ant-Man's powers include shrinking to minuscule proportions and expanding up to 60 feet tall. Theoretically, Ant-Man could climb up Thanos' purple poop shoot, supersize himself, and destroy his entire body, right?

Paul Rudd doesn't think so. The theory might've originated as a joke on Reddit but has tickled so many prostates that it has taken on a life of its own; a journalist even brought the premise directly to Rudd himself. 

"If there's one thing we learned from Infinity War," says Rudd. "It's that Thanos can take a lot of punishment."

A true power bottom!

Regardless of its plausibility, the internet is running with the theory in glee. The memes are here, and they're hysterical:

Now we just have to wait till April 26 to see if Thanos gets his prostate flicked!

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Taylor Henderson

Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one! 

Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!