Although he said we won't be able to dress up this year (probably because he's planning some super epic for next October), it's no secret that Arrow actor and gay heartthrob Colton Haynes does not fuck around when it comes to Halloween. In the past, he’s dressed up as Nemo (from Finding Nemo), Fiona (from Shrek), Ursula (from The Little Mermaid), and Miss Piggy (from The Muppets).

 

Today is the best day of my life...Finding Dory was announced. Stealing costumes from children begins today

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Apr 2, 2013 at 10:03am PDT

 

 

Fifi danced her crown off last night. So much fun :) Makeup by @erikporn @rbfx @pocketstylistxx

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 26, 2014 at 12:45pm PDT

 

 

Thx @Megan_v_brown @lauraraczka_mua @Erikporn @bitemaresinc @rbfx @skinillustratorofficial Ready for tonight :)

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 24, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT

 

 

Happy Halloween 2016 from me :) Miss piggy Neck and breast prosthetics by RBFX Studios @rbfx. Face sculpt by Erik Porn @erikporn @bitemaresinc. Face molded by Dalton Kutsch @kutschdalton. Face foam prosthetic run by Mark Viniello @vin1fx. Applied by Erik Porn @erikporn Christopher Gallaher @bitemaresinc Laura Raczka @lauraraczka_mua Alex Noella @alexnoella

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 29, 2016 at 7:15pm PDT

Last year, he stepped up his game even more, going full drag as Marge Simpson from The Simpsons.

 

Excited to host @FreixenetUSA 2nd Annual Black Magic Halloween Affair tonight! #ad #BubsInTheClub #FXCava #CavaWeen

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 24, 2017 at 8:10pm PDT

 

 

Makeup by Erik Porn @erikporn of Bitemares Inc @bitemaresinc Michelle Petit @mjp_makeup Laura Raczka @laura_raczka with prosthetic face sculpted by Erik Porn and foam latex by Mark Viniello @vin1fx Breast prosthetics by Rbfx Studios @rbfx #makeup #makeupfx #halloween #coltonhaynes #erikporn #margesimpson #michellepetit #lauraraczka #markviniello #rbfx #skinillustrator #premiereproducts #telesis

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 24, 2017 at 8:23pm PDT

Oh, and here's a video of Colton twerking in a pool as Marge Simpson. (Something you didn't even know you needed to see.)

 

Post Halloween dance of shame "Mi Gente" @jbalvin & @beyonce . Thx @freixenetusa for letting me host such a fun party! by my love @jeffleatham who still wants to be with me even tho I act like this lol

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 25, 2017 at 12:49am PDT

Colton. You win. We bow down to you. You are officially the king of Halloween!