The dreaded morning after Halloween. Your skin is dry, your eyes are blood shot, and you probably feel like those vomiting pumpkin GIFs that are shared all over your Facebook timeline.
Fear not. There is hope by follows some of these tips...
1. Wake Up
Much like Night of the Living Dead, you must rise from your eternal slumber. It's important to get a good night's sleep, but even more important to not actually join the spirits due to alcohol poisioning. RISE UP BISH!
2. Get some fresh air
You don't want to be stuck inside with the smell of your own rotting flesh or with the taste of Tequila and souls on your breath.
3. Drink plenty of fluids
It's best to get some clean fluids in your system and exorcise the demons away. Drink up.
Always a good ambition after a night out, or feeling post-drink bloated. Try to get moving by doing a couple of push-ups or sit-ups (or the dance moves from "Thriller").
Devouring spirits, or drinking blood can be taxing on your system. Make sure you get some solid food, like Eggos!
Take some time to slow down and breathe from time to time. Think about that cute guy dressed up as sexy Tigger you wanted to hook up with.
7. Reflect on your best qualities
You won't want to remember all the scandalous things you did last night, so focus on the positive. You is kind, you is smart, you is important, you little witch bish.
8. Take a relaxing bath
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
9. Try getting out of the house
Starbucks, the mall, a movie...try just getting beyond the front door, or that judgemental mirror you keep right next to it.
10. Get plenty of sleep
Ultimately you will be fine, just take care of your body. This means at the end of the day, sleep like the dead.