X-Men: Days of Future Past star Ellen Page is a bright, complicated young woman who analyzes her own dreams, she tells Conan O’Brien on his show. But Ellen, who came out on Valentine’s Day of this year and who looks adorable in her suit jacket and tie, shares some possibly atypical somnambulant anxieties. While a lot of people worry about being naked in public Ellen worries a little about that (being topless in public), but mostly she’s concerned with having a giant, untamed bush. This is clearly not an anxiety that was around back in the ‘70s.

It’s very silly, but who are we to judge Ellen’s neuroses? Watch her explain below.