We've all been through this. While making plans for The Dinah, your best friend promises to stick by your side. But the hard fact is this: If she has the opportunity to hook up, she will leave you. Really.
Your real best friend at The Dinah is your phone. And it’s an excellent friend to have. When you’re with your phone, you can never be lonely. You will never be bored. And if you need a safe and sober ride home, your phone can help.
Here are some tips on maintaining a healthy and smart relationship with your phone.
•Keep your keypad password protected.
•No matter how cool you think you are for having one, especially if its the new one, don’t bring your iPad.
•Don’t wear pants so tight that you’ll need lube to get your phone in and out of your pocket.
•Bring a Ziploc bag to keep your phone dry in the case of unexpected wetness (go-go girls with water guns, humid dance floors, wet t-shirt contests, lube wrestling—you get the idea).
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•Don’t forget your charger. If you’re traveling overnight, a good place to keep it is in your toiletry bag.
•Consider investing in a charge extender for extra battery life.
•When you hook up, put your phone someplace safe, like your shoe or your underwear.
•Delete unnecessary content—old photos, music you won’t be listening to, etc.—to ensure that you have room for all the photos of celesbians and other hot chicks you’ll take.
•Download your photos from The Dinah as soon as you can to keep them safe.
•After a few cocktails, give Facebook and Twitter the night off. It’s one thing to send your friend a drunken message, but it’s quite another to send it to the whole world.
•Don't drunk text your ex. Period. Nothing good will come of it.
•Don't sext anyone. Period. You might accidentally send it to your mother.
•And no matter what you do, don’t wear your Bluetooth on the dance floor. Or you’ll look like a Blue Tool.
Don't forget to also make sure you have all the right apps for The Dinah with our Must Have Apps List!
Yes, the phone is—once again—your best friend. Treat it well and it will respond in kind.
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