Donald Trump has ruined many, many things already, the largest and most notable being the United States of America.
Apparently, Donald Trump likes it when Ivanka calls him “Daddy.”
We learned this on September 6th, when President Trump invited Ivanka onto the podium at a tax reform speech he was giving in North Dakota.
Here’s what he said. "Come on up, honey. She’s so good. She wanted to make the trip. She said, 'Dad, can I go with you?' She actually said 'Daddy, can I go with you?' I like that. I said 'Yes, you can.' 'Where you going?' 'North Dakota.' 'Oh, I like North Dakota.'"
Here’s the video. (I'm sorry in advance.)
This is very serious cultural appropriation. And now the next time you’re about to get intimate with an older hunk and want to call him “Daddy,” you’re not going to be able to think about the attractive hairy man who was about to take you downtown to poundtown, you’re going to be thinking of the white supercismist Donald. J. Trump... and his daughter.
While you’re naked... About to get some action...
All I can is I’m sorry. I really am. And thank Jesus that he didn’t say, “I love it when she calls me Zaddy.” If we reach that point, I’m officially done.