Watch: Ellen DeGeneres Tells the Thanksgiving Story with Sarcasm and Some Sexual Innuendo

What would Thanksgiving be without Ellen DeGeneres there to tell the Thanksgiving story as it really went down? Ellen enlists the help of the Ellen DeGeneres Show Players to tell the story of the pilgrims and Native Americans in a tale that’s rife with sarcasm and sexual innuendo. Pumpkins, gourds and corn at your Thanksgiving table will never be the same thanks to Ellen.