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Do 'Sexy' Gay Men Have a Harder Time Making Friends?

Do 'Sexy' Gay Men Have a Harder Time Making Friends?

Do 'Sexy' Gay Men Have a Harder Time Making Friends?

Are the sexiest gays the loneliest? Comedian Michael Henry thinks so in his hilarious new skit. 

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"When's the last time you tried to make any gay friends that didn't involve parties, drinking, or sex?"

That's the question comedian Michael Henry poses in his latest YouTube video, "SAD, BEAUTIFUL, AND ALL ALONE."

Michael bumps into his sexy acquaintance Ian, who's crying on a park bench because he can't maintain any of his relationships with other gay men because they always just end up fooling around.

"But t’s not my fault they all want to have sex with me," exclaims Ian. "They all want to have sex with me! They’ll slide into my DMs like, 'Why don’t you come to my dodgeball game,' they’ll say. 'Come to the gym with me,' they’ll say. 'Let’s eat carrots in the couch and drink vodka in the dark while my roommate’s out of town,' they say. All roads lead to my eight-inch penis!"

Henry stops him. "The way to make friends isn’t through your anus," he points out. "All you sexies only have surface friendships because you're stuck in this loop of connecting and validating each other through some sort of sexual activity." 

Were points made? 

Watch the hilarious skit below and judge for yourself.

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Taylor Henderson

Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one! 

Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!