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20 Funny & Empowering Tweets for Single People on Valentine's Day
It really is all about 75% off chocolate the day after though.
Once again, the infamous February 14th has dawned on us. It's a time when couples and cupids adorn timelines and storefronts, bestowing chocolates and hard candies to those in need (aka the poor unfortunate souls who find themselves single on Valentine's Day).
While you might think there's nothing worse than being single on a holiday dedicated to appreciating and celebrating love, well, you thought wrong. Instead of spending time, energy, and money on a partner, you now get to spend that time, that energy, and (most importantly) those hard-earned dolla dolla bills on treating yourself.
Need some more encouragement? Here are 20 tweets bringing the humor and realness to V Day.
I've asked so many people today if they got chocolate in hope somebody will give me some #valentines
— Princess Peyton (@idekpeyton) February 14, 2017
\u201cFebruary 14 is just Taco Tuesday plain and simple\u201d— Brendan Haley (@Brendan Haley) 1487035505
\u201cCan't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.\u201d— Ruthe Phoenix (@Ruthe Phoenix) 1422102205
\u201cLet's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January\u201d— Mike Ginn (@Mike Ginn) 1423932074
\u201cTwo types of people on Valentine's Day\u201d— T-Foots (@T-Foots) 1454353996
\u201cA boy held a door open for me this morning, so yeah, I guess I have plans for Valentine's Day.\u201d— Lyndsay (@Lyndsay) 1454428452
\u201cIf you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?\u201d— Mitchell D. (@Mitchell D.) 1454717144
\u201cValentine's Day plan: \n1. Breakfast in bed\n2. Chocolates \n3. Watch movie\n4. Dinner for two. \n5. Regret eating two dinners.\n6. Cry alone.\u201d— pandamusk (@pandamusk) 1455249220
\u201cEven if you're single, Valentine's Day is about love! You can still tease couples, but remember that love from friends & family is bomb too\ud83d\udc9e\u201d— Lucas Dell (@Lucas Dell) 1487111766
Valentines Day is about love in general... not just relationships. If you're single, go spend quality time with your family.
— Dre (@misfitdre) February 14, 2017
\u201cSingle asf and happy asf\u201d— VIRGIN MARY (@VIRGIN MARY) 1487111758
None— Voorhees Baby\ud83d\udda4\ud83e\udd29 (@Voorhees Baby\ud83d\udda4\ud83e\udd29) 1487111290
\u201cSuperman is single. Batman is single. And Spiderman is single. So if you're single, don't worry. You're probably just a superhero. Merica.\u201d— Cloyd Rivers (@Cloyd Rivers) 1487101506
\u201cTo my followers that are down about being single on Vday. A couple out there that will spend 500 dollars today and break up tmr so be happy.\u201d— RyansAverageLife (@RyansAverageLife) 1487097302
\u201cHappy Valentine's Day to all the single people. Today doesn't have to suck. Eat chocolate. Drink. Dance. Make friends. Have fun. Who cares.\u201d— Ben Schwartz (@Ben Schwartz) 1487090693
