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PSA: Stop Starting Wildfires With Your Tacky Gender Reveal Parties

PSA: Stop Starting Wildfires With Your Tacky Gender Reveal Parties

PSA: Stop Starting Wildfires With Your Tacky Gender Reveal Parties

The latest is burning through California.


You’d think people would have learned gender parties were a bad idea after plane crashes, death, and an $8 million wildfire, but some people just have to figure things out the hard way.

The latest gender reveal party-turned-massive catastrophe has ignited yet another wildfire, this time in California, where fire season is still going strong.

A “smoke generating pyrotechnic device” used during one of these genital-obsessed nonsense gatherings is responsible for the blaze that’s already burned through nearly 10,000 acres in San Bernardino County since it began on Saturday.

Surveillance footage of the incident shows that the family hosting the party attempted to put out the fire with water bottles, according to CalFire investigator Captain Bennet Milloy. The footage has not yet been released to the public, but video of the fires burning through Southern California are more than enough to know this is a disaster:


Literally the only good thing that ever comes from these gender reveal parties, regardless of whether they result in public chaos or not, are the responses on Twitter as everyone remains perpetually baffled as to WHY THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.






And the jokes are hilarious, but also everything is still on fire.







And here’s your friendly reminder that even the blogger who popularized gender reveal parties wants it all to be over.

"Stop having these stupid parties. For the love of God, stop burning things down to tell everyone about your kid's penis. No one cares but you," Jenna Karvunidis wrote on Facebook. “Just because I'm the gEnDeR rEvEaL iNVeNtoR doesn't mean I think people should burn down their communities.”

If you have to tell everyone about your unborn child's genitals, just do it on Facebook like a normal person!!! Or better yet, just stop caring so much.

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