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10 Times Twitter Users OWNED The #INeedStraightPrideBecause Hashtag
10 Times Twitter Users OWNED The #INeedStraightPrideBecause Hashtag
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June 15 2015 9:20 AM EST
December 09 2022 9:12 AM EST
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10 Times Twitter Users OWNED The #INeedStraightPrideBecause Hashtag
Every Pride season, we hear those tired old cries of "Why is it all about the gays? Why can't we have a Straight Pride?" This year, Twitterers are using the #INeedStraightPrideBecause hashtag to explore exactly why this is such a goddamned stupid question...
10. Because LGBT people are perverts and we're not
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9. Becausehomophobes are an oppressed minority.
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8. Because you should be more grateful to us.
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7. Because we don't like you getting any attention, damn it.
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6. Because it's totally NOT a homophobic idea at all, mkay?!
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5. Because we want to celebrate how faithful and traditional we are compared to the dirty gays.
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4. Because we're the normal, respectable people - not you.
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3. Because queerness is just rammed down our throats 24/7.
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2. Because we're so discriminated against.
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1. Because lesbians don't fancy us and we're bitter.
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